Margo Kingston's Webdiary // A New Leaf Turned

The End?

2005-10-11T23:32:00.000+10:00

Well, with the real Magr0 possibly about to be indicted for securities fraud for improper fundraising, I feel that there is nothing I can possibly post that might be funnier than the real thing. So, if you'd like, consider this post an "update" that points you to Mag's new location, now at wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.webdiary.com.au. You'll be able to read some of the funniest stuff out there, only now it'll be unintentional.

As for this location? Leave a compelling case in comments and I might turn it over to you, as I know there are some far more talented M@gr0 mockers out there. (That's assuming that anyone's still reading both this post and this blog in general.)

Signing off,
Margo Kingston

Sincerest Apologies, Dear Readers

2005-09-20T23:15:00.000+10:00

Dear Faithful Readers of Webdiary,

I must apologize for my lack of correspondence in the previous weeks. My entire life has been altered, to the point where I don't know what is what any longer. Viewpoints and ideas previously held dear to my heart have collapsed, to be replaced by -- well, I do not know that, just yet.

Perhaps I should start at the beginning.

Roughly a week and a half ago, one of the library assistants was sorting some books on a bookshelf above the terminal at which I make my intermittent posts. I recall growing frustrated, at the time, at her efforts as they were quite distracting to my latest anti-Howard rant. After I over-emphasized a sigh for the umpteenth time, the assistant librarian (whether purposely or accidentally, I still do not know) dropped a hefty tome on my poor head.

When I came to, several hours later, I was at a complete loss. Amnesia had set in, as I did not even know my name, what day it was, or who the Prime Minister was. After being helped to a chair by one of the paramedics that had been called, the events of preceding paragraph were explained to me. The poor young girl was simply distraught because of the incident, and inconsolable until I repeatedly assured her that she was not responsible; that she was valiantly trying to do a job made harder by the efforts of a rude patron.

After pressing the librarians for more details, I soon learned that I had no means of income; that I had been at the library non-stop for several days; and that I had been sleeping there and consuming the heavier books for nutrition. As I learned the state of things, I grew more and more appalled, but as my derision grew, so did my resolve to do something about it.

I immediately applied for a job at a local diner, and was hired. (In the situation I was in, I felt it was more important to be making any bit of money at all, rather than remain unemployed while "waiting" for a more suitable job opportunity that may never arrive.) I have been working nearly 60 hours a week, in an attempt to regain enough money to be on my own again, as well as replace the books and computer equipment I had damaged during my stay at the library.

In the meantime, I am still staying at the library, just not nearly as often. The staff, while merely tolerant of my presence before, have seem to have lost much of their apprehension regarding my stay there, after repeated assurances that I will be moving on as soon as my finances permit.

One other point I must make is that due to my increased workload, I have not nearly the time I used to have to peruse reports of the latest actions of the politicans. For example, I heard that Mark Latham was releasing a diary in the very near future. Yet I have no desire to read the vain writings of a failed politician, as there are more important things to be done. I have, however, grown to see the attraction of a lower tax rate, as this results in more money in my pocket, where it is most desperately needed. (Please, do not take this as a request for donations, as I now feel that anything given to you is not valued nearly as much as anything you have earned.)

By the way, while writing this (seemingly interminable) screed I have had occasion to peruse past postings here. I am simply appalled at the lack of basic punctuation, grammatical, and spelling acumen displayed here, not to mention the incredibly naive points of view expressed. This humble writer must apologize for the total unreadability of the previous posts, and must ask that you not judge a person by what they have done in the past, but by what she is doing now.

Sincerely yours,
Margo Kingston

P.S. As time permits, I will be going through previous posts to "correct" as much as I can, for the sake of future readers. However, this appears to be a daunting task, as many of my writings seem to be little more than gibberish. Wish me luck.

busy as a be

2005-09-09T19:14:00.000+10:00

g"day mates%

i have been incredibaly busy these last few days. do to the recent unagreement with my previous employer (the syndey morning harold we parted way's. this Has caused a relevation to Me in regardings to my personal finance's.

Basically i couldnt' pay rent last month on my apart-ment.

Do Not despare, fellow webDiarsits! for i have made arrangments to move Full-tIme into the library. WHEre the inter-net tvs are free and their are lot's and lot's of book's to eat. (when I get hungry.

So lets make lemons out of lemon-aid, and keep moving into this BRave new World that i Have created. Onward's, reader's!

Ps this nice man named pooce fixed the broken italis word's and letter's. un-Fortunately he had to change the hole sight theme. Hopfully no-ones to confused when they come back and visit __ its still me, Folks!q1

another broken tv

2005-09-08T21:30:00.000+10:00

this Tv at the libary is broke now. All the letters, and words on the page are leaning to the right. i am Now convinced that jon Howrad is try-ing to kill me and thw ords on the page are working for him.

by the Way, check back soon for Important News regarding: my living arangments.

The Priviledge of posting here

2005-09-05T16:30:00.000+10:00

g`day, mats.

i Am looking for someone willing to pay at least $50,00 to post her'e. in return for you're money, id get to tell you what do but youd have the support of my management team of 20 19 thousand's and thousand's of expert's in billion's and billion's of subject's.

Also id be giving you the money up front so so ideas of taking it and not posting. that would violate whatever rules of ethics aI come up with at the momemt.

new eror mesage

2005-09-04T14:02:00.000+10:00

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but my desk is clean?/ can someone help me I dont want too get kicked out of the libary for breaking the internet cos then i cant update my web blog please advice

edit :ok it disapeard but now their is a new picture thingy at the bottom of the tv. its pretty small thow so hopfully they (the librery people wont notice.

as soon as these zionazi's next to me log off ther internet im am gunna switch tv's just incase

WeBdiary Sights of intrest

2005-09-03T23:28:00.000+10:00

Here at Webdiary wher eI invented the web blog we donot use a blog role. instead we have what i Like to call "sights of interest. THese are sights that ,for one reason or another, you should visit if you to particpate in the Democracy that we've have create here.

Frist on the list is EVil pundint. i Have to be honest and say that I"ve not read them very much but hes the one who recomended this anti-zionist-alien_Mind-control helmet. Since Ive bought it my alien abductions have dropped nearly 20% percent.

next is caz's avatar brief's. CAz helped me out quite ab it when i First started this web blog and hamish was drving his cab and was to busy to help me.

3st on the list is a sight that evil Pundit (see one of the paragraph's above this one) has been looking for since i Started here and i'M glad to say i've found it. its given me lots of ammo to use against the bu$hitler* dronys who come to the librery to harass me. it's called, the Iraq war is wrong . Be warnd however ,it does have a few (very few) speling and gramatical errors>

Drago scares me.

I will Not link to Nilknarfs blog because there web blog name offend's me.

nick and nora charles site is called the thin man Returns. but i Think those may be ~~soo~~ ~~sue~~ ~~sou~~ fake names, so once i Figure out how to banned commenter's from posting they will be baned until they have a good rason for using ~~soo~~ ~~sue~~ ~~sou~~ fake names. this is your'e democracy after, all folks.

timt has figured out how to get food just by typing. so in hopes that he share's his secret with me here is Will Type for FOod.

james watertown has a blog called teh daily constitutional. just read it. (now I sond like a rebok commercial!1

martys In sight. Another one i dont ever read. I'm willing to take this web diry thing pretty far people up un til the point actual work is involved.

the drunkablog. a Man truly after my own heart. his post's here are much more readable tahn his actual blog.

leigh and cb post at western Heart. for some reason the picture at the top of There sight looks familar.

finally last and least is zionazi neo- con tim Bliar. oyu probably should n't click on his sight. because he uses slave's to do his post's and he has a commenter named (andrea who is mean nd hacked his sight and band's people all teh time.

i Will be having hamish make these into a new area called "Web diarie's sights of inerest as soon as he gets some time off from driving his' cab. until then enjoy.

Also these are the only sight's permitted to visit if you wish to be a part of the true democracy here. othwerise i will su you for every lst penny's.

official Announcment

2005-09-02T18:16:00.000+10:00

if you read my site (margo KIngson's Webdiary) you are not allowed to read anyothre blogs on the internet anywhere. otherwise you are supporting my competition and also stealing food out of my pockets.

THat is all.

News update

2005-09-02T14:21:00.000+10:00

One of the few sane people in america is of course Robbert f Kennedy ,jr. He is on the right track when he blame's the horrible tornado in New Orlens on Bush.
Click HERe for the link

for soe reason AMericans name there tornados. This one was named Catrina. which is American for GLobal warming.

Finally bushitler has been Remove dfrom power. the New president of US is name democrank. Thats's a pretty wierd name for a president, but all the american's are_ Insane anyway.

fake MArgo

2005-09-02T04:05:00.000+10:00

there is an imposter on the internet claiming to be me. She has most of the ideas and writing sytles corect but shes not me! Her site is here but what ever you do donot click on it.

Also her grammer and speling is atroshious. YOu can always tell the real thing because I hve team's and team's of people to help out here.

oh my aking head

2005-08-30T10:44:00.000+10:00

head hurts
pain trobbing

need medisn

who sent my this Dictionary and y do u hate me so

Tornado in New Orlens

2005-08-30T01:49:00.000+10:00

I see that a tornado is do to strike New Orlens in the united stateso f America. I hope that as few people die as possible, But they need to realize that the tornado is a result of ~~Global Cooling~~ ~~Global Warming~~ Climite Change. And if BusHowerd had signed the kyto Proticol the tornado (prolly) would never exist.

For proof that bush Caused the tornado go to http://www.google.com/ and type in BUsh and tornado .I bet you get alot of results. Which is proof that they (bush and the Tornado) are related.

Book Report on Not Happy john

2005-08-28T15:42:00.000+10:00

The following is a book reported sent to me by a young Web Diarist that he read to his school last week. He did this book report on my obok "not happy john" so enjoy.

Basically Not happy Jon is a book about the Prime Mayor of Australia, Jon Harrison. It is mostly about how the Us is controlling our goverment and how the Isrealians control hte world thru the media and large companies and corporations. Basically in the beook George Bush went to war because his dads friends told him to and for oil. then Enron happened and Dick Chainey got in trouble for that, so bush Invaded Afganistan to get people's mind off of Chainey (who is the Assistant President of the us. Osamma Ben Laden attacked the US in self defence because the Us was bombinb Islam holy sights. This got Bush mad so that's when he invaded Afganistan. (see above.)

Basically the book is how Bush is evil because he want's to kill all the jews, just like Hitler, which is why people say "Bush = Hitler all the time on the news. The Isrealians want to kill the jews too so they tell Bush to do certain things that will make it hard for the Jews to live. They are like Hitler too.

Basically part of the book is about how Bush and Harrison and Blair (Blair is prime Mayor of London) lied to the public and the world to get us into war. One the lies is that Sadam Hussein (he is the president of Iraq) supported Osamma Bin Laden. Sadam Hussen hated Osamma and visa versa. because Sadam was a CHristan. and Osamma was an Islam. So that part of the book is accurate because they hated each other. Plus there are rumors that Bush has some kind of hidden microphone on him at all times so his assistnats can give him answer's to imaportant questions from the press.

Basically there is alot more information in the book but the assignemnt said to do a 300 word paper and I' way over that now. But if you are interested you can read about Enron Stadium and Haliburton and MIC. And why Bush is responsbile for those.

Basically I would recomend this book to anyone especially Jon Harrison because he will wonder why he will not be relected as Prime Mayor of Australia. It is a really educational book and I learned alot from it and Basically anybody in the world will enjoy Not Happy Jon by Margo Kingston.

By Nathan Archer, age 13

Back in action again

2005-08-26T16:03:00.000+10:00

G;day, m8s! (see i'm picking up on this internet thing ;)

(here's another one. not sure what it menas, can someone enliten me? ..|..

anyway, i'm out of jail now. the officers were very rude, i have a Good mind to Complain about them. they put me in a room with what i suspect were some jews, and i simply can not abide by that. after a discussion with them o nthe control the exert over the media and world goverments they were very upset at me. Webdiarists, i was In fear for my Life?

anyhoo, the jusdge decided that due to overcrowding consernsand since I'm not a dnager to myself or others to let me go with a warning.

So now after a sandwich, shower and shave i'm back and ready to post! this time i'm using a lbirary computer. i'm really anxius to get started cos my rents due next friday! so i'm rally gunna get cracken here and whip out some post for you.

p.S Webdiary will be taking the week end off.

P.ss that comma with a dot over it in the first sentence was intentional. not a mistake. if you tilt yo're tv to it's left side it turns in to a Smiling face! (i'm not sure about the ..|.. one though and they wont let me tilt the tv here at the library to find out.

Updated Ethicals Code, Part 1

2005-08-25T23:36:00.000+10:00

Odly enough the SMh doesn't want to keep paying me for running the 1rd web-blog ever. So to show our abilty to adapt to the metamporhising world around me, i have updated my code of ethos to reflect my new prioritisiation of making enough money to eat. so hungry

My obligations

~~I will strive to comply with the Media Alliance and Sydney Morning Herald codes of ethics, which will be in a prominent position on this site at all times.~~ Well since netiher the Media lliance or the SMH are paying me any thing, they can go jump of a cliff. sir are you going to eat those crackers

In particular, I will correct errors of fact on Webdiary as soon as possible after they are brought to my attention and will disclose and explain any inadvertent breach of my ethical duties on Webdiary at the first available opportunity. ethics smethics. i cant believe shes going to throw all that coffee away

~~I will respond on Webdiary to all non-frivolous queries or complaints about my compliance with the codes and give a copy of queries or complaints to the online editor.~~ compliance schcompliance. i stole an entire database of users from my previous emploier, why do You think i'D care about you're quries or complaints about me. hey an unused catsup packet

~~I will not belittle or show disrespect for any reader's contributions I publish, or to any person who emails me.~~ dont even read emails now see last post now i need some water to make soup with

I will do my utmost to ensure that Webdiary is a space to which all readers, whatever their views or style, feel safe to contribute. If you are offended by something in Webdiary, feel free to respond. I won't publish any material which incites hatred. i will Publish anything that is against the smh, john HOward, and-or the joos that cotnrol them. sir are you going to throw that bowl away

I will let you know when archives have been changed except when changes do not alter their substance, for example corrections to spelling or grammar. I will amend archived Webdiary entries to include corrections of fact and advise you accordingly. being Blessed (by guya) with perfect speling and grammer; i Will no nlonger be making corections of either type. spoon spoon wheres a spoon

I won't publish all publishable emails, but I will read every one unless there's too many to reasonably do so in the time available. If I haven't been able to read all emails, I'll let you know on Webdiary. no time to read e_mails, see my last post. that ones not very clean, but i can probably rinse it off in the rest room

~~My decisions on publication will be made in good faith, without bias towards those I agree with or am sympathetic towards.~~ roffle and lawl. lameow? well some fat cow is using the sink in the womens thats why i'm in here instead

~~I reserve the right to edit contributions.~~ i Will do my best to make sure that poster's don't appear inteligenter than me. of course im a paying customer im rebuilding democracy as you know it you stupid j000

~~I will publish most contributions made in good faith which are critical of Webdiary's content or direction, or of me.~~ roffle, lawl, and lemeow again. put me down you jack booted thug or ill have to call hamish what do you mean he called you

anyway, when I'm freed of the tyrannical excesses of the howards police state, i'll post My Expectations Of You ahh yes stewardess will there be a meal on this flight there will excellent

no time to post

2005-08-24T07:52:00.000+10:00

so much email to read ,plus this virus called norton keeps popping up on ny screen .where is roffey to come fix this for me? has anybody seen roffey?

please help

Never mind

2005-08-22T16:28:00.000+10:00

It was actually this key called Caps Lock. But i don't wear a cap ,so i don't know why it was on.

SHIFT KEY STUCK

2005-08-22T16:26:00.000+10:00

PLEASE ADVISE

Zombies again

2005-08-22T16:17:00.000+10:00

g,day

my good friend pf journey recently wrote a poem about zombies. YOu can find it here.

Howard has never officialy come out against the coming zombie onslaugt. not happy, JOhn.

editing posts

2005-08-22T16:09:00.000+10:00

can anyone tell me how to edit a previosu post? please help asap

Edit: hey this is pretty neat. I can go back and make it look like I posted something when I acutally didnt.

Tim Bliar links

2005-08-22T16:01:00.000+10:00

Ido not apreciate others using up my bandwith especially zionist neo-con shrimpy duck supporters like timblair. Please let me know in comments if any other fascists are linking to me so i can put a stop to this as soon as possible.

Not for publication postscript: Tim, I’ll be in Sydney in two months’ time for a few days (October 26 & 27), and will have some time up my sleeve for a change; it would be interesting to meet and perhaps find out what you may not wish to say publicly

Profound statement

2005-08-22T13:28:00.000+10:00

We have got to free our minds to use the brains.

Unless of course your a zombie, then you want to fry the minds to eat the brains.

Food for thought.

(unless of course your a zombie, then its thought fo rfood)

Welcome, mate's!

2005-08-22T13:22:00.000+10:00

G'day mate's. Welcome to the new home of margo Kingstn on line. Enjoy yoyur stay and feel free to postcomments, but not to many so i'm not to overwelmed by aproving them.