Margo Kingston's Webdiary // A New Leaf Turned

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

oh my aking head

head hurts
pain trobbing

need medisn

who sent my this Dictionary and y do u hate me so


  • is anyone getting the impression that poor margo has lost the plot recently???

    i have never read her stuff, but i got the impression she was some sort of celebrated journalist (perhaps in her own mind??)

    now at this sorry excuse for a blog she can barely manage to string two logical sentences together, and her spelling and grammar would put a pre-schooler to shame??? its actually 3rd rate drivel!!!

    margo are u sure u don't need some sort of stay in a mental institution somewhere, or have u just always managed to cunningly conceal your lack of talent and ability by having others put your work into some sort of coherent order???

    just wondering, i'm not really concerned about u, just perplexed at what rubbish is appearing on this site??? if this is the best that a stalwart of the left can come up with, the PM should be feeling very secure.... :o)

    By Anonymous mark, at 11:35 am  

  • well Mark I do have to edit the posts and coments my self now and i think i'm am doing a dam good job of it, i dont apreciate the rankor in you're recent coments.

    i Maybe forced to revocate you're comenting privilege's.

    By Blogger Margo Kingston, at 2:23 pm  

  • LOL

    Margo, you're sexy.

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 3:04 pm  

  • My guess is that you're suffering from overwork Margo.
    Checking your email and moderating comments a few times in a week can be really stressful. Take a few weeks off to recover from your punishing schedule.

    By Anonymous Hank Reardon, at 7:12 pm  

  • i'm wondering what the difference is between this site of margo's here at and margo's webdiary site at

    there seems to be very little connection between that site where the posts seem vaguely coherent, and this wretched offering that seems to be written by about a 5 year old???

    if i didn't know better this site almost seems like a prank... anyway if anyone has suggestions???

    By Anonymous mark, at 7:39 pm  

  • I outa know, I have a certificate in forgery and I hereby certify this site as orthentik.

    By Blogger Gibbo, at 11:10 pm  

  • Keep the noise down guys, poor Margo has a hedaik.

    By Blogger EvilPundit, at 12:10 am  

  • [G_day mark]

    the site at tipepad is an obvious forgrey created by somone who is obviously jealous of my success's.

    You can tell this by they're lack of communication skill's, plus rampant misabuse of the english language, plus glareng grammaticul erors. I am in the process of having team Alpha-bits contact a specially trained legal person to shut these frauders down.

    By Blogger Margo Kingston, at 7:29 am  

  • marog if you nevver flush you tiolet it puyts pois out gas'es that are poisinus.This mey be cauzing yo'ore hedake and low iq dumness. YOu ar still the beutiful quene of th4e worled genuses hto marok and everybody lovs YOU AND yo care ,me ABOUT Me and everybody.

    By Blogger jgm, at 8:07 am  

  • Mark - the difference between the sites is that Marg0 does not write anything or do anything for the other site. The pretend Marg0 has peons to do everything.

    You can tell it's fake because WD has a support staff or 1000's and all have suspiciously capitalistic job titles, appropriated from the real world of business (of which they claim to hold in total contempt) - like "transition manager" or "work experience editor with hopes of glory & sharing a vegemite sandwich with queen Marg0", etc, etc.

    The real Marg0 would never exploit so many people, for so long, for no identifiable purpose and for no money.

    By Blogger Caz, at 1:21 pm  

  • Another way to tell the difference between the real and fake Margoks is to note the frequency of posts. At Fake Margok's, she and her fellow contributors are so busy trying to ape Margok's unique style that between them they manage to produce only one post every two or three days. And the fake Margok herself only manages to write a post when the lawyers of the people who are suing her tell her she must.

    Now, the real Margok here has been throwing up posts (take that as you will) at blistering speed - why look, on Tuesday she wrote TWO in ONE DAY!!

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 2:35 pm  

  • PS. Margok, you should create a blogroll. I'd like to see whose brains you're picking.

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 2:40 pm  

  • thanks guys, for clearing that up... it just occurred to me that the standard and content of this site is so abysmal (and getting worse) that someone might have started it up as a prank, registered the sitename, obtained an unflattering picture of margo to attach to their posts, and been pretending to be her...

    you know, each post becoming increasingly unintelligible and nonsensical in a parody of her until someone blew the whistle and we all realised someone had been "having a lend of us" if u will....

    dear o dear, if this really is the quality of the journalism poor margo peddles, and its not a case of her being spaced out temporarily on drugs or something, u have to wonder how she attracted her loyal band of followers eh...

    i guess they do say there's one born every minute don't they... and that u can fool some of the people all of the time...

    and she use to get paid for producing this crap??? hmmm, welcome to the real world margo, where now you might even have to really work for a living... :o)

    By Anonymous mark, at 9:09 pm  

  • Mark -

    "...obtained an unflattering picture of margo"

    Did you have a FLATTERING picture of Marg0 that Marg0 could use? (I think she already asked her Mum.)

    PS - the quality on this new site is soooooo much better than on the old site when she was working for the infidels.

    By Blogger Caz, at 10:28 pm  

  • Hey tim! Fuck off and troll somewhere else. BTW, nice blog you got there ... "the right have no sense of humour". We do! We're laughing at you right now!

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 8:45 pm  

  • Very sharp Jamie, ole buddy! It took quite an effort to plan that funny retort. The real joke is that you took this site seriously. I bet you are the last one laughing when jokes are told at parties, with that look of "yeah, of course I get it".

    We are awaiting your response. Did you know this site was a laugh or not?

    By Blogger Tim, at 9:57 pm  

  • tim - you're a really bright cookie, aren't you? *rofl* I've seen some stupid fuckwits in my time but you come pretty close to topping the lot!

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 12:34 am  

  • *wipes tears away* But seriously, why not review some of my previous comments here to see whether I realise this site is a parody.

    Quite a spectacular own goal you kicked there, timbo.

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 12:35 am  

  • Awww, poor wittle weftie troll is upset because we're insulting his idol?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:00 am  

  • Now boys - back into your corners and don't come out again until you've rearranged your testicles into a comfy position.

    By Blogger Caz, at 1:47 pm  

  • Shut up caz :P

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 7:44 pm  


    By Blogger Margo Kingston, at 10:41 pm  

  • Shut up Margok :P

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 12:20 am  

  • I still think you're pretty, by the way.

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 12:21 am  


    can anyone tell me how to band james from posting.

    By Blogger Margo Kingston, at 2:43 am  

  • What an honour! The first to be banned! I love you Margok!!

    PS. Was I too upfront about telling you that you're pretty?

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 2:46 am  

  • James – stop harnessing Marg0, she can’t help being gorgeous – what do you expect her to do, wear a burqa?

    Margo – depends what type of band you want to use – a brass band, a hair band, a wedding band?

    By Blogger Caz, at 11:04 am  

  • "stop harnessing Marg0"

    He can't help it, she looks like a horse.

    By Blogger EvilPundit, at 6:48 pm  

  • A wedding band? mean...Margok and *me*??? Oh, Margok! I never knew you cared! *swoon*

    By Blogger James Waterton, at 8:01 pm  

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